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askdanderejake whispered: Hey dabid

asking--dave:

1. First impression: This person is so cool holy shit and cute muse omg 
2. Truth is: TRUTH FUCKING IS THAT YOU WAS THE FIRST FRIEND I EVER MADE VIA ASK BLOGS AND I CHERISH ALL THE STREAMS YOU DID AND ALL THE DICK JOKES WE EVER MADE LIKE DICK NOSED DAVE PYROPE REMEMBER THOSE DAYS? 
3. How old do you look:  18 OuO 
4. Have you ever made me laugh: YESSSSS 
5. Have you ever made me mad: pft no 
6. Best feature: You’re hair personality and dick nose drawing skills
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no 
8. You’re my: Dick nose drawing buddy and Maroon 
9. Name in my phone: Maroon 5 if i had you as a contact (which you can totes ask for my kik ) 
10. Should you post this too? i think you have //shifty eyes 

Dickcat is still my favorite

ask-garden-jade whispered: GJ: ✰ & hey :D ]]

askdickydirky:

askdanderejake:

askdickydirky:

askingdirk:

askdickydirky:

ask-garden-jade:

askdickydirky:

ask-garden-jade:

askdickydirky:

Omg. 8/5

1. First impression: Super nice~
2. Truth is: Still super nice but also a huge fucking nerd, like dang.
3. How old do you look: *shrugs* Old enough?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: On many occasion. 
5. Have you ever made me mad: Noooope.
6. Best feature: Big fucking nerd like dang but good listener because curious soul.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope.
8. You’re my: I don’t even know. Meme mother.
9. Name in my phone: Don’t got it yet yo.
10. Should you post this too? If you haven’t then yes. 

D: i dont do memes dont judge me based on my kids!! D: 

pfft nerd <3 

I’m like the only kid you have that doesn’t do Memes 24/7 huh? I’ve called you mama, so I’m making you adopt me. Hope you don’t mind. *barges my happy lil’ way into your family of chaos* -K 

GJ: i dont mind if you want me as your internet mum, but be warned my kids are crazy and need srs help sometimes. 

I’ll be that one good little brother. -K 

hon

*stares and waves* Yes hello I am your not-sibling hahah -K

nope too late i adopted you as my son 

Mn… okay I guess. Is mom okay with it though? I don’t want to be a bother. :< -K

Shell be fine. 
if anything you can be my kid
and rika can have pep and quire

ask-garden-jade whispered: GJ: ✰ & hey :D ]]

askdickydirky:

askingdirk:

askdickydirky:

ask-garden-jade:

askdickydirky:

ask-garden-jade:

askdickydirky:

Omg. 8/5

1. First impression: Super nice~
2. Truth is: Still super nice but also a huge fucking nerd, like dang.
3. How old do you look: *shrugs* Old enough?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: On many occasion. 
5. Have you ever made me mad: Noooope.
6. Best feature: Big fucking nerd like dang but good listener because curious soul.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope.
8. You’re my: I don’t even know. Meme mother.
9. Name in my phone: Don’t got it yet yo.
10. Should you post this too? If you haven’t then yes. 

D: i dont do memes dont judge me based on my kids!! D: 

pfft nerd <3 

I’m like the only kid you have that doesn’t do Memes 24/7 huh? I’ve called you mama, so I’m making you adopt me. Hope you don’t mind. *barges my happy lil’ way into your family of chaos* -K 

GJ: i dont mind if you want me as your internet mum, but be warned my kids are crazy and need srs help sometimes. 

I’ll be that one good little brother. -K 

hon

*stares and waves* Yes hello I am your not-sibling hahah -K

nope too late i adopted you as my son 

- 4 hours ago
askdanderejake whispered: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

askmixjohndave:

1:First Impression: Oh no you are a cute patoot!
2:Truth is: I love your face owo
3:How old do you look: dunno but you is a cute patoot that I wanna hug alot
4:Have you ever made me laugh: of course
5:Have you ever made me mad: not at all
6:Best feature: Art SKILLS
7:Have I ever had a crush on you: heh yep ewe
8:You’re my: SEMPAI!!
9:Name on phone: I don’t have chu : (
10:Should you post this too: sure

Let me pat you Haru-chan-san

- 5 hours ago
For every “★” I get, I will post a fact about myself.
askdanderejake whispered: /softly sings hey jude into alex's ear

askjudesprite:

YOU DONTUNDER STAND IVE HAD THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL 
DAY
MARCO

1. First impression: SO THIS IS MARCO
2. Truth is: jfc theyre really nice and cool and woWZA
3. How old do you look: tbh i dont think ive ever seen a photo of you either?? hm
4. Have you ever made me laugh: y ES OMG 
5. Have you ever made me mad:nnnnnnopers
6. Best feature: your lines in art are really clean omg
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah c;
8. You’re my: friend that i barely talk to but heEEEEY
9. Name in my phone: marcno
10. Should you post this too?sure!

- 5 hours ago
ladyalora whispered: Howdy marco

1. First impression: Their art is so pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2. Truth is: your art is still pretty and you are much senpai not trash
3. How old do you look: like dave
4. Have you ever made me laugh: pft yes
5. Have you ever made me mad: only when you put yourself down
6. Best feature: everything and a glass of apple beverage
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah
8. You’re my: apple beverage senpaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
9. Name in my phone:Apple beverage
10. Should you post this too? whatever floats your boat

askdanderejake whispered: hey hey hey

ask-egderp-and-coolkid:

1. First impression: daw cute jake blog, i think it was rika who passed our skypes to each other, and that was cute too yes

2. Truth is: you’re the anime king/dad/senpai/marco who draws really nice linework and poses and i cry a bit watching streams cause your art is so pretty
3. How old do you look: marco you look young adult like a year or two younger than you are
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes, constantly, do i need to bring up krabkrab
5. Have you ever made me mad: nah
6. Best feature: being fab dad all the time
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah
8. You’re my: Dad that is not my dad senpai
9. Name in my phone: not on my phone but you’re on my skype as marco
10. Should you post this too? do what you wannnnt 

- 6 hours ago
askdanderejake whispered: pon pon hey hey hey dickymun is hella gay

askdickydirky:

Tell me something the world doesn’t already know, yo. 

1. First impression: "Oh cool look at that art style~!"
2. Truth is: "Another big sweetie to love aw yis."
3. How old do you look: Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 18-19? I dunno. I’m a horrid judge. 
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yep. Plenty. uwu
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nah man.
6. Best feature: Everything. Though my favorite is currently your fucking Homestuck Hair. Hahahah!
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope.
8. You’re my: LadyBro. Nuf said.
9. Name in my phone: I dooon’t haaaave you yet.
10. Should you post this too? If you haven’t already.

- 6 hours ago
ask-tsundere-rose whispered: Hey ((0-0))

1. First impression:yes rose is so tsuntsun
2. Truth is:  let me pinch your cheeks
3. How old do you look: i don’t think I’ve seen your face
4. Have you ever made me laugh:Yes
5. Have you ever made me mad: i dont think so
6. Best feature: nice person
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah
8. You’re my: friend that i need to talk to more often
9. Name in my phone:i dont have your #
10. Should you post this too? you already have bro